lolsecretz.com

no more .com

2008-09-27T21:42:00.002-04:00

Hey all. This is just an announcement to tell you that lolsecretz.blogspot.com no longer exists at lolsecretz.com. Godaddy wants us to renew, but since we're both broke, and we haven't updated in forever, we've decided to let the registration lapse. If anyone wants to purchase it for the sake of the site, let us know. Otherwise, be prepared for a cybersquatter to have this web address within a week or so.

--Secretburger

Old Timez sake

2008-05-01T16:41:00.000-04:00

The folks at Roflcon were so nice, and so many of them asked for some more secretz that we had to oblige. Here are a couple more, for old times' sake.

secret by secretburger photo by volante

secret by secretburger photo by nautical2k

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-04-22T20:20:00.003-04:00

HAI GUYZ!!!!

Just a reminder to anyone reading this that we will be ROFLCON this FRIDAY, APRIL 25 at MIT. Here's the info about where we will be speaking (taken from the roflcon.org website):

Track One: Room 34-101

3:30 PM: PANEL: LOLCATS: I CAN HAZ CASE STUDY?: How do you see the development of the LOLCat? What do you think people will think of the LOLCat when they look back in 30 years? (Room 34-101)

Moderator: Alexis Ohanian
Panelists: “Cheez” (I Can Has Cheezburger), Martin Grondin (LOLCat Bible), Ryan and Arija (LOLSecretz), Stephen Granades (LOLTrek), Adam Lindsay (LOLCode)

If you are going to be in attendance, please come and say O HAI! We'd love to meet you (yes, even you!)

Hope everyone's days are still full of luv n lulz...we miss our awesome readers.

See you soon!!!

Secretburger

....has been pretty gret, aktually

2008-01-25T07:44:00.000-05:00

O hai readerz...

We all knew this day would come eventually, but even still, it's bittersweet to write this post today. After a lot of thinking and talking and intense brainstorming over enchiladas and hemming and hawing... we've decided to draw this chapter of lolsecretz.com's life to a close. Part of us would love to continue making and receiving secretz forEVAR, to see what new hilarity we can fashion out of inscrutable kittycat memes, and to see how you, our wonderful readerz, can exceed the boundaries of our own imaginations and make us laugh over and over again.

But mostly we want to preserve the spirit out of which lolsecretz was originally born - one of doubled-over laughter and playful manipulation of themes generated on these crazy Intrenetz; a feeling that we were creating something fresh, unique, and extraordinarily (and inexplicably) funny; a witty jab at things that we love but feel deserved to be parodied. Fact is, we've become just as repetitive as PostSecret at this point, and that means it's time to go. We honestly never, ever expected lolsecretz to become the hit that it did; at the peak of the site's popularity, it was seeing thousands upon thousands of hits per day; we got attention from numerous media websites that we read (!); and there's even been talk of a book deal...

So we had our 15 minz, and now we feel it's time to move on. One of us is taking classes, working part-time, and studying for the MCAT; and the other has a regular bill-paying job and is a dad on top of that. We don't feel that we can continue to keep the site at the level of smartz and laffz that we'd like with the amount of effort we can realistically put in on a daily basis.

If you're interested in keeping up with us, you can do so in a few ways. First, we'll be attending ROFLCon at Harvard University in Cambridge, MA, on April 25-27, 2008. We'll be speakers on the "Lolpanel" along with the creators of I Can Has Cheezburger, LolTrek, LolBible, and other LOLers... for more information, including how to attend, please visit http://www.roflcon.org.

Also, we both continue to maintain our own blogs: Stupid is the New Awesome and Superhero Sewing Circle. While there may not be as many pictures of cats with misspelled words on them, there are often words and videos to make you laugh, cry, throw things, etc. We also have other potential collaborative projectz in the works, and if any of those come to fruition, we will let you know!!

Finally, we'll leave this site up for as long as we can so you can browse the archives and relive your favorite secretz ovar n ovar.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING AND SUBMITTING!!!! We literally would not be here today were it not for you.

LUV N LULZ
Secretburger (a.k.a. Arija and Ryan)

i told u that u gived me herpy's

2008-01-24T23:05:00.000-05:00

secret by pidge photo by kerri 2oo8

u alwayz finishes befoar me

2008-01-24T23:04:00.000-05:00

secret by pidge photo by schmilblick

will not raise paw.

2008-01-24T13:03:00.001-05:00

secret by pidge photo by d. meutia

I noes iz wrong visitation day

2008-01-22T18:12:00.000-05:00

Secret and photo by PaxGitmo

i eats cheezburgers

2008-01-22T15:32:00.000-05:00

Secret by Antisoc Photo by Shira Golding

i don liek teh drugz....

2008-01-22T13:37:00.000-05:00

Secret and photo by Audra Brown

i'z nevr had enough money...

2008-01-22T10:57:00.000-05:00

Secret and photo by Spot D. Boston

i stok you on myspaiz

2008-01-22T09:32:00.000-05:00

Secret by Val and Dave Photo by Dave

that smell?

2008-01-21T13:55:00.000-05:00

Secret by Jennifer K. Photo by Jessica L.

she not talk to me

2008-01-21T11:45:00.000-05:00

Secret by Madeleine L. Photo by Jessica L.

UR tolded me taht wez r nawt reddy 4a famalee

2008-01-21T11:07:00.000-05:00

secret by rob e., photo by ncfc0721

I always fakes it with yuo

2008-01-21T10:49:00.000-05:00

secret by pidge photo by worldchampscwsox

i just want to check mai space

2008-01-20T18:35:00.000-05:00

secret and photo by eugenia

i sleepz all dai

2008-01-20T15:07:00.000-05:00

Secret and photo by Adeana

iz in jail

2008-01-20T11:16:00.000-05:00

secret and photo by amanda

i wachez u wen uz asleeps

2008-01-19T18:23:00.000-05:00

Secret by AlexB Photo by Sally

WE IZ BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-01-19T18:19:00.000-05:00

DEAR READERS!!!!

We are so terribly, terribly sorry for the heinous delay in new posts... as you may have discerned from the comments on the previous post, Blogger's robots pegged us as a spam blog (you know, one of those blogs that has no content but puts links in other blogs' comments sections, getting people to visit them, thus earning money in ad revenue for whomever set up the thing in the first place.) We obviously are not that, and though we were assured that the whole thing would be resolved in 4 days' time, an actual 15 days passed where we weren't able to sign into our account to post your secretz.

SO! We have an inbox heaping with lolsecretz, and we invite you to keep sending them along. We will be posting many, many, many over the coming days, and we thank you, our loyal readerz, from teh bottom of our hartz, for being so patient and coming back even in the cold void of no updates.

So keep checking back every day now! We'll have new content up and running very shortly.

LUV N LULZ,
Secretburger

P.S. Special thanks to Eric at Blogger who greatly helped us fix this ridiculous problem. Blogger is not all evil robots after all!

Mah reederz...

2008-01-04T22:44:00.000-05:00

so den Billy says,

2007-12-30T13:22:00.000-05:00

Secret and photo by Holly Nelson

u liked her better

2007-12-29T21:31:00.000-05:00

Secret by Madeline L. Photo by Jessica L.

i did ur homework

2007-12-27T20:21:00.000-05:00

secret and photo by KCheez

dis tie

2007-12-27T20:19:00.000-05:00

photo & secret by carly thompson

Holidaze

2007-12-25T11:49:00.000-05:00

Dear lolsecretz reederz,

We hope everyone has a wonderful and relaxing and joyous religious and secular holiday season. We're going to take a few dayz off to eat lots of food with our famileez and drink wine and go skiing (not at the same time) and rest our bodies and brains. And when we return, it will be with a whole new crop of SECRETBURGER ORIGINAL SECRETZ! Keep sending in your hilarious secretz too, and we'll make 2008 a year full of Caturdays.

LUV N LULZ!!!! Thanx for continued support - we literally (not figuratively) could not do this without you!

-SB

MAREE KRISMUSS 2 ALLL!!!!!!!1

2007-12-25T09:00:00.000-05:00

Secret by pidge Photo by zanastardust

i luvz u soooo much!

2007-12-24T17:29:00.000-05:00

Secret by dooby Photo by Grace

mai beliefs

2007-12-24T17:17:00.001-05:00

Secret by sue cat Photo by Taylor Black

i wrapd ur prezentz

2007-12-24T17:15:00.001-05:00

Secret and photo by Jessica L.

You sez you washez ur anuz...

2007-12-24T17:06:00.000-05:00

secret and photo by Sierra

XMAZ SECRET!!!@!11 iz alone at krissmus

2007-12-24T11:45:00.000-05:00

Secret and photo by Adeana

i reali hatez it

2007-12-21T13:14:00.000-05:00

photo and secret by Lauren Luft

I no reely bleeve n voodoo

2007-12-21T11:29:00.002-05:00

photos and secret by Venus258

iz not gay

2007-12-21T11:00:00.001-05:00

photo by Jen secret by Jen's Brother

XMAS SECRETZ@!!!! he had a broad face and round little belly

2007-12-21T10:59:00.000-05:00

Secret by pidge Photo by mamchenkov

Trubble

2007-12-20T15:09:00.000-05:00

Heyz, we R havin trubble wit blogger 2dai. Sorry 4 so few postz. Moar soon!

XMAS SECRET!!! i haven't bought u NE prezents

2007-12-20T11:12:00.000-05:00

photo and secret by sarah

Doggie Caption Contest Winnerz!!!@!

2007-12-19T15:30:00.000-05:00

Thanks for all your funny secretz. The winner this time was Mr. Butterworths! Congratulations!

secret by Mr. Butterworths photo by Ninjapoodles
I don't get it.

Runnarz-upp!

"Just becuz of u haz teh same whiskurs does not mean we is rilly ur fambly...
We founded u in cardbord box on teh front pourch five yeers agow"
by Robin Jacks

"and finaly my transformation will be complete, all that is required are your brainsssss"
by Lucas

mai reel face ...

2007-12-19T12:45:00.000-05:00

secret by secretburger photo by riot jane

seekritly I glad u caught me

2007-12-19T11:05:00.000-05:00

secret and photo by Laurie

XMAS SEECRITZ!!1!!!!!! Ah HAET Xmas.

2007-12-18T14:40:00.000-05:00

Secret by Hex Photo by MyNameIsLegion

XMAS SECRET!!! I'z only thinking of drinking it

2007-12-18T14:38:00.000-05:00

Secret and photo by kate merritt davis

mai lyfe so flat

2007-12-18T13:15:00.000-05:00

secret by secretburger picture by t i n a | r a v a l

WEZ R NOT SPEEKIN N E MOAR

2007-12-18T12:11:00.000-05:00

Photo by Ariella, secret by Jeff

CAPTION CONTEST WIF DOGGIE STILL ON

2007-12-18T10:04:00.000-05:00

Think uv a funnee secret for this photo?
Doan 4get to submit a caption 2 r caption contest!

All submissions due to secretburger AT gmail DOT com by Wednesday at noon!

XMASECRET!!!!! i wishez u haz moar pashun

2007-12-18T10:00:00.000-05:00

Secret by Grace photo by Existentist

when wil u realize

2007-12-17T22:11:00.000-05:00

secret by Catster Catbox photo by HMsa

i no can control evil inside

2007-12-17T14:39:00.000-05:00

Secret by Grace Photo by Chris

i only letz him do dis

2007-12-17T13:00:00.000-05:00

Secret by Grace Photo by Chris

teh hungar has returnded

2007-12-17T12:54:00.000-05:00

Secret by Antisoc Photo by Mikewise

i coverz tha hole in mai hart

2007-12-17T12:33:00.000-05:00

Secret and photo by sue cat

XMAS SECRET!! da holidaz iz badz fr mez

2007-12-17T10:11:00.000-05:00

Secret and photo by MP

CAPTION CONTEST: One with a dog!!@!!!

2007-12-16T16:37:00.000-05:00

Send your best secret inspired by this photo to secretburger AT gmail DOT com by 12 noon on Wednesday December 19th (that's EST, y'all!)

photo by Ninjapoodles

i not kitty...

2007-12-15T16:30:00.000-05:00

Secret and photo by pidge

XMAS SECRET!!@!! I decrate fer X-Mas so yus luv me

2007-12-15T15:31:00.000-05:00

Photo and Secret by Allison

i no haz one 2 cuddel wif

2007-12-15T11:57:00.001-05:00

Secret by Grace Photo by Chris

mai face

2007-12-15T11:42:00.000-05:00

Secret by sue Photo by jeff

XMAS SECRITZ!!!!! bruthr stol mai present

2007-12-14T16:07:00.000-05:00

secret by Grace photo by My_Boy_Dodger

I only drinkz entil the payn stopz.

2007-12-14T15:09:00.001-05:00

Secret and photo by Lindsey & Alan

yer youf pastor

2007-12-14T14:54:00.000-05:00

photo and secret by Heather

XMAS REPEAT FAVE!!!! i'z reely jewish

2007-12-13T15:02:00.001-05:00

photo and secret by stepher

mai secrit craigslist secks lief

2007-12-13T15:02:00.000-05:00

secret and photo by pidge

oops!

2007-12-13T11:45:00.000-05:00

Photo by fillmore photography Secret by Stephanie

i usted to dreem bouts a haus in da burbs

2007-12-13T11:44:00.000-05:00

secret and photo by bonni

XMAS repeat FAVE!!! i no mor blievez

2007-12-13T01:13:00.000-05:00

secret by Secretburger photo by Wahoowadad

wheneva ah lookz at u

2007-12-12T19:40:00.000-05:00

secret and photo by MJ

after 48 hours of cramming for Proper English Usage 100....

2007-12-12T15:40:00.000-05:00

Secret by Juan Photo by shister

u luvd ur kar moar thn me

2007-12-12T13:09:00.000-05:00

Secret by jesikat photo by Britanny G

iz crawled under yer cabinet to dies

2007-12-12T13:08:00.000-05:00

secret and photo by kate merritt davis

o hai...

2007-12-11T23:26:00.000-05:00

hello loyal lolsecretz reederz,

we wanted to say HAI and we are still here! we have not forgotten about your wonderful lolsecretz and are still making some of our own. it's a krazeee time for those of us behind secretburger (one is on a business trip all week and the other has FINALZ - do not want!). so while we've been a little slow this past week/end, we're going to keep posting, maybe a little more slowly than we've posted befoar!

ALSO, we want your XMAS and HOLIDAY secretz!! make them WEIRD and FUNNEE. just remember that ALL FAMILIES ARE INSANE and the best secretz are the ones that are close to your heart.

that's what we think anyway!

check back tomorrow for MOAR updatez!!! and coming later this week is ANOTHER CAPSHUN CONTEXT.... HOLIDAY THEME!

luv n lulz,
SB

iz allwayz playin wif mai daddy's feet ...

2007-12-10T23:21:00.000-05:00

photo and caption by Andrea

we noes its rong

2007-12-10T15:45:00.000-05:00

secret and photo by RedMum

U BETRAYS ME WIF NOTHER

2007-12-10T13:36:00.000-05:00

photo and secret by JimK

i haz internetz addikshun

2007-12-10T12:23:00.000-05:00

secret by urwyldhorsz photo by jsc*

Shee left mee becuz eyem mixd.

2007-12-10T10:53:00.000-05:00

Photograph and secret by E Roach

day i ate ur iPod

2007-12-10T10:51:00.000-05:00

photo and secret by Jessica

is easier wen iz alone...

2007-12-08T16:59:00.000-05:00

secret by radiocure09 photo by daita

I KEPTED UR JEENZ

2007-12-08T10:13:00.000-05:00

secret and photo by Ogsy

AY LUVS MI MACBOOK

2007-12-07T16:40:00.000-05:00

secret and photo by amy ngo

HAPPY HANUKKAH!

2007-12-07T13:39:00.000-05:00

a specially chosen fave frum teh passt fr חנוכה!

secret by Alden photo by JP Puerta

gots masterz dugree

2007-12-07T13:15:00.000-05:00

secret by Cailatan photo by Bex999

I stopped trussin her, when

2007-12-07T12:00:00.000-05:00

secret and photo by Floridaboy and The Shipwreck

if i coem out of teh clozet

2007-12-07T10:34:00.000-05:00

secret by dovydas photo by dizznbonn

I knows she is not mine

2007-12-07T09:41:00.000-05:00

secret and photo by Michelle Mantelle

IZ HIIEDEN IN DEZ PAWT

2007-12-06T16:53:00.000-05:00

secret and photo by mj

i knoe ... hes cheatsing on meh

2007-12-06T12:05:00.000-05:00

secret by dovydas photo by alexdecarvalho

World r so bigz

2007-12-06T12:04:00.000-05:00

secret and photo by Michelle Mantelle

MAI FRENDZ SED IT CUT NEVAR WORKS

2007-12-06T10:58:00.000-05:00

photo by tonya secret by gilmore

DAY I GOT NEUTERED

2007-12-06T10:32:00.000-05:00

secret by dovydas photo by akk_rus

i iz onli playin stoopid

2007-12-05T22:49:00.001-05:00

Secret by Max L. photo by tanakawho

Mah coworkers think I wears so much

2007-12-05T15:41:00.002-05:00

secret by "not brian" photo by jp puerta

u iz alwaz complaynz about her

2007-12-05T11:32:00.000-05:00

secret by Mara photo by Allerina & Glen MacLarty

YOU ASK HOW I IS MAKE MONEY MOM?

2007-12-05T11:27:00.000-05:00

secret and photo by Giftwrapper

I Noez U Still Reed Mai Blog

2007-12-05T11:11:00.000-05:00

secret by Anonymous photo by Lance McCord

i wannu sleep

2007-12-04T15:10:00.001-05:00

secret by Sage Kim photo by Rodrigo Galindez

U DOESNT NOES

2007-12-04T15:06:00.000-05:00

secret by Sage Kim photo by Gato Azul

NOBODDY SEEZ

2007-12-04T15:02:00.000-05:00

secret by Sage Kim photo by Macinate

mI KIDZ NOT NOES i WORK DUH STREETz

2007-12-04T15:01:00.000-05:00

secret by Sage Kim photo by Macinate